Pelikula nina Piolo at Rhian, nilait-lait, di makatotohanan

Badly directed and badly written.

That’s what Rhian Ramos and Piolo Pascual’s recent indie movie appears to be as one friend made kuwento the film’s incoherent and illogical content.

Rhian plays a barriotic lady na biglang naging sophisticated lady. All too suddenly, she became an English speaking lass na nagra-rap.

Her transformation was so drastic that is was palpably wrong to accept it as it is. Walang pinaghugutan ang kanyang pagiging Inglesera, basta nangyari na lang.

Ang isa pang nakakalokang eksena raw sa movie ay nang pukpukin ni Rhian ng martilyo si Piolo. Nagkapasa lang daw sa mukha si Piolo gayong minartilyo na siya.

Ang da height, nabuhay pa raw ito samantalang ‘yung pinukpok ni Rhian sa ulo na isang character ay natigok. As if any consolation, nagpakita ng butt crack si Papa P sa movie at hinagod-hagod daw ni Rhian ang abs nito papunta na halos sa pubic line.