Kris feeling nasa ‘Final Destination’, lapitin ng aksidente
KRIS AQUINO
Kris Something is so back on social media.
Panay ang post niya ng mga ganap sa buhay niya. Walang patid ang kanyang posts, talagang sunud-sunod.
Posting a photo of her swimming pool, this is her kuwento: “We were supposed to be in Baguio. But a severe migraine got in the way… started with a slight throb late saturday night, got so bad by sunrise sunday
“Pls remember i’m allergic to almost all pain relievers… name the essential oil i massaged all over my head, shoulders, and feet.
“They were able to buy my prescription sunday lunchtime, i finally fell asleep, woke up 10 PM for milk, drank my medicine, and slept again until 1 PM today.
“This is our pool, posted it so that i’ll feel obliged to attempt to do some water physiotherapy. i have zero excuses to not try, our pool is heated & has salt filtration. i read up on migraine prevention & regular exercise is supposed to help. (if you have health tips, please share? BAWAL for me ang migraine medication like excedrin, sad…)
“My 2 are the sweetest, bimb said the pool gets deep (for me) so he said he & kuya will be my lifeguards to make sure i don’t drown.
“Writing this i’m giggling because i think i’m really 1 of those ‘Final Destination’ types na hinahabol ng pinaka weird na accidents kahit nag iingat na. GOOD NIGHT. i’ll wait for your all natural ways to fight a migraine. it will be good to read when i wake up.”
With that, naging laughing stock tuloy siya ng netizens dahil wala siyang palabra de honor. After kasi niya i-announce na she’s taking a respite sa kanyang social media account, bigla siyang nagbalik agad-agad.
Spell atat?
Anyway, bash ang inabot niya sa netizens.
“Yung totoo? May dinisable ba siyang account?”
“Kailan ba naman nagkaroon ng palabra de honor si Madam. She is so very back the day she announced she will leave social media.”
“Akala ko ba hiatus sa socmed. Haay naku kris di mo kaya di mag-post sa socmed.”
“And hello again sa babaeng walang isang salita. Nasa social media na naman. She really cannot stay away for long.”
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