Kris ‘Pambansang kahihiyan ng Showbiz’

HINDI maka-move on. Naghahabol. Crying over spilt milk.

That was how Kris Aquino unwittingly painted herself to her adoring and hating public when she openly shared what transpired between her and Quezon City Mayor Herbert Bautista.

Of what good will it bring to recall the old memories, Kris? To what benefit will it do good kung ise-share mo na Mayor Bistek once proposed to you? Nagpapahaba ka ba ng hair?

Kris has not learned her love lessons. After failed romances due to bad choices, after stirring controversy before and after each break-up, still the Queen of Talk is not about to put everything in her MUNDANE love life to rest.

Kiyaw-kiyaw pa rin siya nang kiyaw-kiyaw, kuwento pa rin siya nang kuwento. This Kris Aquino really knows how to be relevant.

Now, there’s a new issue brewing up now that her aunt Tingting Cojuangco said that she’ll leave the country kapag tumakbo si Kris bilang governor sa Tarlac.

Napikon si Kris sa tirade ni Tingting and she immediately explained that she has no plans of running for public office next year as meron siyang kontrata na naka-stipulate na hindi siya puwedeng tumakbo sa politika.

And what she did next was apparently a swipe sa kanyang mga kamag-anak na niluluray-luray siya at ang kanyang president brother, si P-Noy.

“I’ll repeat to all of you what I texted my sisters, super dedmabels na sa mga nega. Because if the trade-off is having to put up with them was having the privilege of having Cory Aquino as our mother, what a teeny tiny price to pay.

In fact it’s so minute as to have no bearing anymore on our happiness and solidarity as siblings! And that says it all!”  say ni Kris.
That’s how Pambansang Kahihiyan ng Showbiz tackles things, showbiz-style, that is.