Jessy walang kalatuy-latoy sa FHM party; Marian balot na balot

THE recent FHM Victory Party was nothing sort of a parade of STARLETS of GIGANTIC proportion. Any which way you look at the venue ay nagsulputan from out of nowhere ang mga has-beens, never heard, starlets to pine tree proportion.

Kim Domingo tried to steal the scene by wearing a barely-there dress which exposed her thighs. Her parang pinaghalong Wonder Woman and Darna outfit was begging for attention. This wannabe wants all attention to herself.

Rhian Ramos looked like a washed out starlet in her black number. Nagmukha siyang gurang at walang air of freshness sa kanyang aura. Daiana Menezes, in her blue number, looked like an aging starlet na trying very hard to get attention. While it is true that she’s still sexy, it cannot be denied that she’s aged already.

Roxee B’s pansinin-n’yo-cleavage ko maroon gown wasn’t pleasing to look at. Para siyang sexy star na wala nang ningning. Bangs Garcia’s navel-open gown was a big let down. She doesn’t have the spark anymore.

Max Collins’ red hot number which exposed her thigh was good enough. But her make up made her look a little older. Sunshine Garcia’s see-through gown was attention-getting. It was, to us, nagpapapansin, a desperate move to make people turn their attention to her.

Sam Pinto was elegant in all-white number. Kaya lang, with her long white skirt, it was like she was attending a party for the oldies. Sunshine Cruz’s black gown with a to-die-for slit was cut to perfection. Still, she proves to all and sundry that a mom of three can still be a hottie.

Marian Something’s knee-length gown was a killjoy. For someone who was elevated to FHM’s Hall of Fame, she had her fans in big disappointment by wearing a very conservative outfit. But let’s give it to her. She has a daughter to focus on.

Sexiest Woman of the Year, Jessy Mendiola, performed a dance number. Boy, she could have just stood there and watch the dancers do their thing. She can’t dance. There’s no palpable enthusiasm when she danced on stage. Wala siyang kalatoy-latoy magsayaw.