NAG-BOOMERANG kay Mocha Something ang aria ni Jay Sonza na “Yung tatay ni Mocha pumasa ng Bar, yung tatay ni Kris (Aquino) di pumasa.”
Sumagot ang isang netizen via a letter to Jay.
“Una, hindi na kinailangang maging Lawyer ni Ninoy kasi he was hired by UPI to be the youngest War Correspondent at age 17 in the Korean War.
“Pangalawa, he also became the youngest elected Mayor and Governor until he was displaced by Evelio Javier of Antique in 1984.
“Pangatlo, he also became the youngest elected Senator ever.
“Pangapat, he was smarter than most lawyers, so bakit pa sya bababa ng propesyon. Did you know that Ninoy was ranked by Life and Time Magazines as one of the fastest, most legible English speakers, in the league of John F. Kennedy?
“Panglima, he was the only unarmed man na kinatatakutan ng bossing mo na si Ferdinand na pandak pero mahaba ang kamay?
“Panganim, si bossing mo inilibing ng patago at patraydor kasi kung hindi isinara yung LNMB, malamang imbes na mailibing, hinukay ng mga mamamayan.
“Pampito, Ninoy was the only non Lawyer allowed to teach in the prestigious Harvard School of Government in Boston, Massachusetts.”
‘Yan ang sagot ng defender ni Kris.
“Tsaka pala Jay, kahit di nakapasa ng Bar yung tatay ni Kris – walang kaso ng pagnanakaw yung asawa nya at yung mga anak nya na hinubog nya TO BE THE BEST OF WHAT A FILIPINO MUST BE!” dagdag pa niya.
But this last aria nailed it: “At Jay pumasa nga sa Bar yung tatay ni Mocha – hubadera naman yung anak, at tulad mo – naknakan din na tan***a.”
Kung ang anak mo bang babae ay naghubad, nakipaghalikan sa kapwa babae at nangdukot ng ari ng lalaki marangal ba ‘yon?