ISN’T Christmas supposed to be a season of giving?
Puwes, allow us to do a Saint Nick with a sackful of gifts na nais naming ibigay sa ilang mga artista.
These are “playtime gifts” (kaya huwag seryosohin, much less gawan ng open letter sa Facebook).
Mga libro ito—imaginary as they obviously are—with fitting titles na aming ireregalo kina (the book titles are self-explanatory):
Jinkee Pacquiao—A Guide to Classy Dressing
Mocha Uson—The Fundamentals of Grammar/No Fake for Pete’s Sake
John Lloyd Cruz—Ang Ibon Ni Adarna
Former Laguna Governor ER Ejercito—A Day in The Life of A Fool
Kris Aquino—Born on the 14th of February: The Irony of Love
Maine Mendoza—When A Nation Crumbles
Joey de Leon—The Impression Behind Depression
Marlene Aguilar—Interview with An Alien
Sharon Cuneta—By No Means, No Mincing of Words
Para sa isang aktres na ayokong pangalanan—No book. More than reading, she needs breeding.