Jake nadiin sa ‘kuto scandal’

JAKE EJERCITO AT ELLIE

ANG louse (singular form ng kuto) at ang laos, bow!

The past days saw feuding family members taking to social media their grudges toward each other.

Parang nagiging extension tuloy ng sumbungan ng bayan ang soc-med with their gripes and grievances for all the universe to feast on.

Nariyan ang lice (mga kuto) ni Ellie whose picture ay nakuha pang post ng kampo ng amang si Jake Ejercito, an infestation na pinatulan naman ng maternal grannie nitong si Jaclyn Jose.

Tacky and tawdry as Jaclyn’s act seemed as far as the netizens were concerned, hers was just a natural reaction to an abnormal situation.

Normal ang magkakuto ang mga bata most specially when they’re often exposed to sunlight, pero hindi normal na ibilad ang mga litrato ng mga kutuhing bata unless Jake and his camp were looking for a potential shampoo-and-conditioner manufacturing company na magkakainteres kunin si Ellie for experimentation.

Kauna-unawa ang mga rants ni Jaclyn against Laarni Enriquez (lola rin ni Ellie), but not at a time when legal tension between her daughter Andi Eigenmann and Jake’s camp seems to have simmered. Hindi lang nabulabog ang mga kuto ni Ellie honeymooning with her hair strands, nabulabog uli ang dapat sana’y nananahimik nang isyu sa pagitan ng magbiyenang hilaw pati na ng magbalaeng hilaw.

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