Kampo ni Carla ilusyunada; Darna movie gustong ahasin kay Angel

WE couldn’t help but laugh out loud when we read the biggest patawa we have ever heard. There are rumors kasi circulating on social media which said that ABS-CBN is supah interested in getting Carla Abellana into their fold.

What? Are they out of their minds? Why would they be interested in Carla? Give me one reason and don’t make us laugh again.
It was reported that aligaga na raw ang executives ng Dos na mapasakanila si Carla.

Apparently, malapit nang magtapos ang kontrata ng aktres sa Siyete and her camp is taking serious care in her decision to jump ship. Talaga lang, ha!

We don’t know if her camp is hallucinating but we felt na wala namang offer o paramdam sa kanya ang Dos, ‘no. Why would they want to get her services when she’s not that popular naman at tila meron pang attitude.

Hindi ba’t feeling big star na siya ngayon just because her bekiserye made a dent on television? What’s even more nakakatawa pa is the rumor that Carla daw will be offered to play the iconic Darna role.

Hindi sa TV, ha, kundi sa big screen Whoever peddled that lie on social media must be HANGED. Bakit naman ibibigay kay Carla ang Darna role sa movie, eh, naka-earmark na kay Angel Locsin ang movie na ‘yon? Nai-press release na ng Dos na si Angel ang gaganap sa Darna next year tapos here comes Carla na sinasabing gaganap din sa movie? Ano ’yon, dalawang Darna movies in one year?

Isa pa, Carla clearly lacks the physical qualities na isang Darna. Meron bang tabatsingtsing na Darna? Hellllooooooooo!!!
There are also rumors na nagdadalawang-isip si Carla kung tuluyan na niyang lalayasan ang Siyete.

Bakit naman niya gagawin ’yon, eh, ang ganda naman ng mga projects niya sa network. Teka, baka pakawala lang ng kampo ni Carla ang chikang lilipat na siya sa Dos para maging aware ang Siyete na meron siyang offer sa rival network, hindi kaya?