Jake mukhang laos na macho dancer; inokray ang ‘pagpapakita’

Jake Cuenca made a mockery of himself sa nakaraang fashion event. Since this is the last time that he is doing the catwalk wearing skimpy briefs ay itinodo na niya ang paghuhubad sa rampa.

Sadly, he was lacking in FORM and comes out with no SUBSTANCE. Nagmukhang laos na macho dancer si Jake sa kanyang number. Halatang napabayaan niya ang kanyang katawan na merong HUMPS kapag nakita mo siya nang patagilid.

Masyubis siya, obviously ay hindi niya napaghandaan nang husto ang event. And what he showed when he appeared butt-naked was a little over a hinog na calamansi.

Hindi na appetizing ang kanyang body ay lacking in prominence pa ang kanyang bukol. The year’s biggest hubaran ng mga celebrity was just a show of skin.

Pinagpiyestahan ang bukol ng mga celebrities, tinakaw ang mga bekis and matrons na uhaw sa mga ganitong panoorin. Kesa nga naman pumunta sila sa mga gay bars ay mas may dating naman sa kanila ang mga artistang walang takot na maghubad sa harap nila.

Easily, Tom Rodriguez was a big disaster. His bulging crotch was very unnatural. Parang may lampin o diaper siyang ibinalot sa kanyang kargada to make it appear na he’s a hung guy.

Nagmukha siyang cheap lalo nang ibaba niya ang kanyang underwear on both sides, showing his shaved pube area. Ewan ko ba naman dito kay Tom kung bakit kailangang pang magpaka-CHEAP!!!

Martin del Rosario made a scene by placing his hand inside his undie. Talagang pinabukol niya ang kanyang notes na talaga namang very prominent.

Starlet Paulo Avelino didn’t make a scene kaya naman he was relegated to the sidelines. Hindi siya pinag-usapan. Another starlet, Carla Abellana, was draped in a deconstructed denim top and blue leggings, obviously trying to redefine sexiness.

Sorry but she’s all FAT and there’s nothing to drumbeat about her participation in the event. Nagmukha lang siyang nanay sa outfit niya.

One observer naman felt that Marian Rivera was gaya-gaya sa outfit ni Alice Dixson nang rumampa ito sa isang event ng FHM. Magkatulad daw kasi silang naka-bra and bikini accentuated by a skirt na may mataas na slit.