Donita Nose, Ariella nag-resign sa Wowowin o tsinugi ni Willie?

FOR sure, our curiosity won’t kill the cat, but the rabies of talks surrounding the mystery-shrouded disappearance of Willie Revillame’s co-hosts on Wowowin will stop spreading among our neighbors.

Of all people ay kami pa kasi ang napagtanungan ng aming mga kapitbahay (as if naman masasagot namin) kung nasaan na raw ba sina Donita Nose, Ariella Arida at isa pang co-host ni Willie (whose name escapes our memory).

Ang mga pumalit daw kasi sa kanila si Sugar Mercado at dalawang titlists ng beauty contest ng Wowowin.

Nang mawala (o sipain?) kasi si Super Tekla sa nasabing programa, our neighbors knew his disappearance offered a valid reason. Tekla’s alleged undesirable work ethic cost his job.

Pero kina Donita, Ariella at sa isa pa ay walang maisip na dahilan ang mga tsismosa naming kapitbahay. Was it lay-off or resignation en masse?

Groping for answers to their nagging question, emote tuloy ng mga ito: kung isa lang sana sa tatlong ‘yon ang nawala sa Wowowin ay puwede pa naming isiping nasa kanya rin ang problema. Pero tatlo silang nangawala lahat, at sabay-sabay pa yata!

If the premise is such that no problem with the three of Willie’s former co-hosts could be detected nor determined, then the main host must be the source of problem himself.

At kung ito nga ang nakakubling katotohanan behind the “mass disappearance” ng tatlong host na ‘yon, apparently, this negates the program’s image.

So, is it all icing on the cake?

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Hulaley-tulaley. Halatang defensive ang talent manager na ito makaraang mag-win ang kanyang alaga ng long-overdue na raw niyang major acting trophy at a recent awards night.

Ikinatulaley nga ng ilang reporter ang banat ng talent manager na lumapit at nakisali sa kanilang umpukan. “Uy, hindi ko iginapang ang award ng alaga ko, ha?” poker-faced na bungad daw nito gayong wala naman daw kumukuwestiyon sa pagkakapanalo ng kanyang talent.

Binuweltahan namin ang aming source, siding with the talent manager. Baka naman ‘ika nami’y deserving talagang iuwi ng kanyang ward ang award.

“Excuse me,” simula ng aming source sa nakikinita na naming mahaba niyang paliwanag to bolster his hulaley kundi man sapantaha, “I saw the film of his alaga myself. OMG, it’s such a bad film!”

Hindi kami sumuko, still finding justification sa pagkakapanalo ng alaga ng manager, “The film may seem bad, but I’m sure her acting was great.”

Sagot niya na ayaw ring magpadaig, “Excuse me again, pag pangit ang buong pelikula, damay rin ang acting ng mga artista. You judge a film on its totality.”

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How about a play on names (which are words themselves)?

“Mark” their word, ang tandem nina Mark Bautista at Christian Bautista will advance to the jackpot round in tonight’s Celebrity Bluff.

Pero huwag nilang tawaran ang “will” to win ng magkakamping sina Will Dasovich at Alodia Gosiengfiao.

Sigaw naman ng isa pang pares na makakatunggali nila na sina Ash Ortega at Enrico Cuenca, “Pakakainin namin kayo ng ‘ash’ (mas matindi pa sa alikabok)!”

Well, let’s see which of the three competing pairs ang uubra sa mga bluffers na sina Isko Salvador at Boobay with guest bluffer Mrs. Dantes (well, that’s a downplay on names).